Der Guide Hessisch - Englisch!

Hallo ihr Lieben,

ich habe schon so viele lustige Sachen hier gelesen und wollte Euch jetzt mal einen Text präsentieren, bei dem ich Tränen lachen musste:



Kompaktkurs: Hessisch / Englisch

For your friends coming from abroad:

This might help, if you ever have to make your way to Frankfurt. It is the ultimate online-dictionary Suedhessisch-English. It´s
purpose is to increase the understanding of that southhessian culture in the center of Germany.

Southhesse is the region between Frankfurt/Main in the north and Mannheim in the south, from the Rhine to the east of the
Mountains of Odenwald. This wild region starts right behind the fence of the airport Frankfurt/Main. Any foreign passenger
getting outside the secure airport will be happy, if he is able to express his wishes and needs.

Ei gude wie
Hello, how are you?

Unn?
What´s going on?

Kumm Hoiner, steck der a ao o
Do you want to smoke, Henrik?

Was hattan da de babba da?
What does the father hold in his hand?

Kummschd uff Pfingschd uff Pfungschd?
Do you come on whitsun to Pfungstadt?

Hinne anne geihts no Branne
The way to Brandau starts at the backside (of the house)

Aasch glaab s gehd lous!
Are you nuts?

Aa horschemol!
Listen to this!

Prodoneworscht
Bread without meat

Du ahle Babbsagg!
You suck!

Heinz Schenk
David Bowie

Hannebambel!
Stupid person!

Hae?
Excuse me Sir, could you please be so kind to repeat your statement.
I couldn´t hear you well.

Schoppe
about half a pint of a sour alcoholic apple wine

Mer waases net.
I don t know.

Deeft isch emohl eier Metzelsopp vesuuche?
May I taste your battlesoup?

Morsche! - Aach Morsche!
Good morning to you! - Good morning to you, too!

Des is abber babbisch!
This is a little sticky!

Die hat doch en Dubbe!
She s nuts!

Mer laaft de brieh de stern enunnee.
Sweat is running down my face.

Heit brennt de planeeet widder.
It s really hot today.

Uffgebassd.
Pay attention

Isch werd rammdoesisch
I m feeling kind of weird

Kenndisch graad verriggd werrn!
I m going mad

Ooch gee haahm!
Be off with you, you foolish person!

Isch mach weideh!
Good bye!

Hae?
Excuse me Sir, could you please be so kind to repeat your statement.
I couldn´t hear you well.

Das ist einfach so genial ! ich lach mich weg ...

Hae?
Excuse me Sir, could you please be so kind to repeat your statement.
I couldn´t hear you well.

Das ist einfach so genial ! ich lach mich weg ...

Genau das wollt ich auch zitieren
Vor allem wenn man von einem Briten ausgeht, der das liest...